Get your kicks off the 101 South with Kicks the Bear, date of birth August 16th, 1998.
The World Cup is his dream;
Kicks the Bear is the best on his team.
He hopes that one day he'll be the pick,
First, he needs to improve his kick.
Wait, I thought he was the best on his team, but he still needs to improve. This is giving participation trophy energy, you guys. Anyway, get your FIFA going.
I love this fucking bear, he's beautiful. The color is just so pretty, I love it. A mottled green and light blue, which gives it this overall seafoam effect. If you look really closely, the color's really nice.
I guess he's of the generation with the metallic tag. They really did such a good job with this embroidery. I can imagine, like, piles of this front part of his body just sitting here, little piles of embroidered chest pieces. I guess that's true for all the other bears too.
Cute.
Regardless of whether your team wins or loses, Kicks can be yours today for a comfortable donation of $35. If you're planning on hitting up PolyMarket or Kalshi, you might as well bet on us!
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