HIRING | CASTING
~*Talent*~
Seeking actors 18+ ALL races and types for speaking and background roles. ESPECIALLY underrepresented and “DEI hires”!!
At this time, we are specifically looking to cast:
Ash (30s-40s): Natural beauty with edge, Zoe Kravitz type. Multi-ethnic with hints of Audrey Hepburn and Kathleen Hannah. Comfortable with partner’s cheeks out.
Benny (40s-50s): Streetwear chic with a sparkle in his eye and an aged fuckboy appeal. Chris Pine or Shemar Moore type.
Pete (30-40s): All ethnicities. Longer curls, very fit workingman’s body. Comfortable with cheeks out.
Adrian (30s-40s): Lifts weights, pants too tight. Stumbling Hugh Grant foppishness. Surprisingly straight.
Reid (20s-30s): Strong cheekbones. Tall, slender, dancer’s posture.
Heather (20s-30s): Perceptibly similar to Ash in vibe and haircut.
Greta (20s-40s): Twee brownnosing tradwife wannabe.
Scott (20s-30s): A passionate orator with the vibe of a New York City comedian.
Sven (40s-50s): Angry at his cheating wife. If Harry Potter was an untenured philosophy professor.
Anastasia (30s-50s): Ginger (natural or dyed), any ethnicity. Able to stand on skates.
Models (18-25): Nonspeaking. Statuesque natural beauties of all genders, races, and orientations. Encouraged: Missing limbs, visible scars (would love a lightning strike), mobility devices, prosthetics.
Pizza Chef (Nonspeaking but featured in opening): Dave Portnoy type. Local business placement preferred.
Fashionable Guests / Cool Kids / Party Attendees (18-60): 3 looks (goth black tie, queer night club, casual Tuesday) (no neon)
Hosts/Comedians: For comedy showcase recreation. Prefer standup experience, jokewriting, beats, etc. All ages all ethnicities.
Tabloid/Tiktok Self-Tapes: For viral video/celeb gossip recreation. All ages, all ethnicities.
Steve (30’s): All ethnicities, clean/basic presentation. Lawyer and standup, drives a Porsche. Frat bro Bert Kreischer comedy with a different look. Makeup Note: Steve takes a bat to the face and has prosthetics for the last half.
Jenna (20’s): College student to young adult. All ethnicities, blonde pigtails a la Baby Spice. Nicole Byer personality. Piercings welcomed, plus size encouraged. Intimacy Note: Jenna is nearly raped, and has a lot of consenting clothed quickies and a few kisses with many male partners.
Lola (20’s): College student to young adult, naturally athletic. white-Hispanic, slight accent, dark hair. Willing to grow/cut a bob to indicate time. Kissing/cuddling with Vinny.
Vinny (20’s-30’s): Legal intern to full yuppie. Vietnamese or passing preferred. Willing to grow/cut hair to indicate time. Kissing/cuddling with Lola.
Tony (20’s): Prep cook to restaurant owner. Guatemalan but confused for Italian. Nudity, quickie with Jenna.
Leah (20’s): Pale white and/or freckled, petite frame. Ballet dancer and breastaurant waitress, bikini body comfort required.
Simone (20’s-30’s): Lawyer, Lola’s older brother, white-Hispanic, frat-presenting progressive poly teddybear.
Jaime (20’s): Mexican street punk, Casualties fan, rapist. Hawk/spikes or long enough hair encouraged.
Beckett (20’s): Petite frame, large eyes, round face. All ethnicities. Clothed bathroom quickie with punk boy.
Michelle (20’s-30’s): Lola’s friend, Simone and Amy’s wife. All ethnicities.
Amy (20’s-30’s): Simone and Michelle’s wife. All ethnicities.
Dave (30’s): Always drunk. Willing to have a bad haircut. All ethnicities.
Brian (30’s): All ethnicities. Security guard, cheater. Surfer/valley/gay voice. Clothed quickies with Jenna.
Always welcoming new talent, casual gigsters, career changers, and people who think they probably could. Please fill out this form and/or submit photos/reels/materials to beanies4screenies@gmail.com
~*Art Department*~
We are currently seeking independent artists, furniture designers, fashion designers, tchotchke makers with pieces for loan in our projects!
At this time, we are specifically looking for:
-Catering!! And your location =]
–All women’s dress styles for featured wardrobe
-Minimalist/hi-tek and goth/alt dark fashions
–Streetwear (no large words; prints/patterns ok)
–Paintings, collectibles, and furnishings for apartment scenes
–A few specific cars and some general cars
–Animations for composite/dreams and background televisions
Please fill out this form and/or submit photos/links/reels to beanies4screenies@gmail.com